But can I get it now...?

I found this on LiveJournal and had to take the test.

It's depressing, but I could "live" with it (ha ha ha). I would just like to get a hold of it now!

$3940.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Update: It turns out that I'm better off than I thought.

It seems that:

I'm the 58,641,004 richest person on earth! And I'm in the TOP 0.03% of affluence!

I'm gonna find some of the people above me and see if they can float me a loan!

By the way, if I can get just one-half of 1% of them to each give me $10.00, I'll be up by NEARLY THREE MILLION DOLLARS!! That would sure move me up on the list!!

Check out where you are on The Global Rich List!

(If you're above me, drop me a note -
I've got a favor I'd like to ask you...)